this is the cover to Brooke Hogan’s new album. (yes, Hulk Hogan’s daughter.) I can’t take my eyes off it.
There’s a 1977 bitchin’ Dodge van missing it’s airbrushed artwork out there.
Boner Party drops knowledge every once in a while.
_____1. Take the first name of your high school, and the last name of your favorite sitcom character. For example, “Pioneer Bundy” or “Abraham Seinfeld”.
2. Get “really” into them.
3. Allude in conversation “I am really into _____”.
4. Watch in amazement as everyone else is ALSO into them.
5. Congratulations.
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How juicy does one really want an ass to be? Me personally? Not too juicy. It’s important to note that when a guy sees a really great ass he feels like he’s discovered something special for himself. We guard that ass like a bar we don’t want everyone finding out about. When you put “Juicy” on your butt you’re essentially saying it’s a club everyone’s aware of. The drinks are too expensive and the music selection is disappointing. Nice butts are the bands you feel special for knowing about before everyone else. If you wear the Juicy pants you might as well have a copy of American Idiot on your ass because it makes your butt seem overplayed and SO two years ago. Butts Butts Butts. (gus menary)
This is so damn true.
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i remember the first time i had a beer float (either young’s oatmeal stout or boddington’s + vanilla ice cream) at one of the filipino bbqs last summer. i was very skeptical, but trust me when i say it’s DELICIOUS!Officially on the Summer To-Do list! Thanks for the idea!
Do want.
Weird idea. Going to try it when the temp gets above 80.
